We got all the stuff! Stuff like shirts, bags, mugs, and even some other stuff!
Some stuff? A Stuffergy shirt? You bet ya! Wooowhee! Sometimes you can’t afford all the things, sometimes you can afford some of the things. Like this Stuffergy shirt!
A long time ago in a land known as LA, Tim, the hobo hunter sought to find hobo’s in their wild habitat and witness their mysterious ways. Suddenly it was born…Hobo Chow, 7th Level Vega, EXTRA GMO, 3 Hobo’s Per Can.
BOW TO THE NDA DARK LORDS!
You think you know everything? You know NOTHING. The Non Disclosure Agreement Dark Lord rules over the Stuffergy domain. Ye shall not pass the thresh hold of thine shoppe until you sign over your insignificant soul to the NDA Dark Lords!
SAFETY NEVER TAKES A VACATION
There you are. Day dreaming about the latest edition of Anti-Gravity Girls in Kigurumi’s and all of a sudden BOOM! That rotary tool slices open your hand. You brush it off and don’t take care of it. The next thing you know you are homeless due to medical bills and Tim the hobo hunter is lookin for fill his next order of Hobo Chow!
I DON’T WANNA DO WORK
Play hard, work hard. Don’t be a jackass? Things R Us – we got all the things and the stuff!
NO SHITTY HAM SANDWICHES HERE
You know that other stuff? That stuff is nothing compared to our HAM SANDWICHES! No shitty stuff here, just the good stuff. Even if we haven’t made the stuff, we still make the BEST stuff.